The Wright Philosophy

Because the Steven Wright quote from yesterday's post got me thinking (again), I found some more of his musings to ponder:


"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"


"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"


And...


"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"



All worth some prolonged contemplation, don't you think?

L.