Friday, April 3, 2009

Public Service Announcement


Look.
I'm here for YOU.
And there are just some things that I really feel y'all ought to know.
So listen up.

Should you EVER be the victim of a vicious Alligator or Crocodile attack, please be aware that you can render that ferocious devil helpless by simply placing a rubber band around his jaw.

Thank You.

Oh. And for those of you with a more inquisitive nature ... it seems that even though the muscles used to close an Alligator or Croc's jaw are of Herculean strength, the muscles used to open the jaw are conversely and equally as weak.

L.

More Croc Facts Here. And yes. Those Tears are REAL.

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